May 2011
70 posts
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many?
Some obscure number - you wouldn’t know it.
And I’m home from a night on the town in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Oh P.S., guys, Rapture’s new date is Oct. 21. So don’t bother buying Halloween costumes in advance - they won’t follow you up to heaven.
I think this might have the best reviews of anything on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1201609961&sr=8-2
“I haven’t heard a single Republican come to your defense.”
– BOB SCHIEFFER, to Newt Gingrich, on Face The Nation.
The truth hurts.
(via inothernews)
If there is a God…
And if the excuse is always “God is testing us”…
And if rapture was supposed to happen…
…then I’d like to think that this was God’s way of really figuring out how to separate the sane, level-headed people from the fear-mongering, ignorant people.
If God exists.
“A MAN WRONGLY imprisoned for nine years will finally don his cap and gown at New...”
– Wrongly imprisoned for nine years, Kian Khatibi will don cap and gown at NYU commencement
Trump dropped out of the election running.
I think Trump could teach us all a little something about modesty.
“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.”
WatchCan’t say I ever expected the return of the Ambiguously Gay Duo…especially a live action version.
