The people next to me on Metro North are getting drunk drinking wine from plastic cups. One girl plugged in her curling iron to the wall adapter and started curling her hair on the train. Tuesday night.
hulu: This poor waiter spilled five beers down the back of German Chancellor Angela Merkel. He said it was an accident but we think he was put up to do it by the Greeks. Opa!
Jim Rash’s versatility was a surprise to me. And I’m just fine with that.
I wish the Oscars were not on a Sunday…just so I wouldn’t be hungover on Monday.
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Saw a bunch of performers I love tonight. Including Frank Wildhorn, Jane Monheit, Paulo Szot, Lisa Lampanelli…didn’t think I’d ever say those names in the same sentence. And what did you do tonight?
It would be amazeballs to not be sick anymore.
Seth will see this. Hi, Seth.
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Made out with a bottle of Sudafed. Hoping for the return of my health. …apparently no matter what it takes.
Nicely done, Wyatt Cenac. Nicely done.
Smash might get better if they write off the kid who plays Debra Messing’s son and give her a real reason to adopt a kid.
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popculturebrain: Trey Parker had this to say in his acceptance speech, “Mormons are having a great year. They’ve got a Grammy now, too” (via @ditzkoff)